What Should I Do if My Best Friend Is a Green Tea? [Transmigrated Into a Book]
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My name is Yan Xi.
I have a best friend, but she never respects me.
Whenever we go out to eat, she always chooses absurdly expensive restaurants, completely overlooking my empty wallet.
Best friend: "Swipe my card, I’ll cover it."
Me: [Frustrated] How will people see me like this?!
When we go shopping together, she always heads straight for luxury stores.
Best friend: "I’ve only used this bag once, take it. And this, this, you can take them all home!"
Me: [Frustrated] Am I a trash bin?!
When I was heartbroken after a breakup, she never bothered to comfort me.
Best friend: "I’ve been really busy lately, go out and relax on your own!"
Alipay notification: 100,000 yuan received.
Me: [Frustrated] Can money really replace friendship?
Me: [While protesting, my hand reaches out] Guess it kinda can!
Then one day, I had an epiphany.
I realized I was living in a novel, and my best friend was the villainess of the story.
She didn’t have time to accompany me because she was busy acting like a pathetic stalker, chasing a man who would never love her. In the end, she lost everything, got exiled to an island to dig sweet potatoes.
It must be this damned novel plot that corrupted our friendship, leaving only money between us and my best friend!
I must save her!
"Did you fight with your fiancé? Sigh, if I had a fiancée like you, I’d trust her unconditionally!"
"It's alright, your fiancé just scolded me a little. It just scared me so much I almost fell from the 20th floor, but it's fine…"
"I know you have a fiancé, I won't get in the way. I can handle it alone, getting wet in the rain is fine, even painful periods are no big deal, you go ahead and keep him company…"
Best friend: [Tearful] Yan Xi needs me!
Male lead: What the hell… is this green tea?!
*
Zhou Yanci, my best friend’s cannon fodder brother.
In the novel, he provided my best friend with a luxurious lifestyle, only to die from overwork, causing her to lose against the main couple and get exiled to an island to dig sweet potatoes.
Yan Xi approaches Zhou Yanci—
"Brother, don’t work so hard every day, it’s tough!"
"Brother, you’re not sleeping yet at this hour?"
"There’s no end to work! You really need to rest more, Brother!"
Of course, Zhou Yanci understood what Yan Xi meant, but it was a crucial period for the company, and he didn’t want to get distracted by romance, so he rejected her.
Yan Xi: "……?"
But later, he pressed her against the wall, burying his head in her neck.
"That time, it was my mistake…"
"Tonight, I’ll be gentle, okay?"
I have a best friend, but she never respects me.
Whenever we go out to eat, she always chooses absurdly expensive restaurants, completely overlooking my empty wallet.
Best friend: "Swipe my card, I’ll cover it."
Me: [Frustrated] How will people see me like this?!
When we go shopping together, she always heads straight for luxury stores.
Best friend: "I’ve only used this bag once, take it. And this, this, you can take them all home!"
Me: [Frustrated] Am I a trash bin?!
When I was heartbroken after a breakup, she never bothered to comfort me.
Best friend: "I’ve been really busy lately, go out and relax on your own!"
Alipay notification: 100,000 yuan received.
Me: [Frustrated] Can money really replace friendship?
Me: [While protesting, my hand reaches out] Guess it kinda can!
Then one day, I had an epiphany.
I realized I was living in a novel, and my best friend was the villainess of the story.
She didn’t have time to accompany me because she was busy acting like a pathetic stalker, chasing a man who would never love her. In the end, she lost everything, got exiled to an island to dig sweet potatoes.
It must be this damned novel plot that corrupted our friendship, leaving only money between us and my best friend!
I must save her!
"Did you fight with your fiancé? Sigh, if I had a fiancée like you, I’d trust her unconditionally!"
"It's alright, your fiancé just scolded me a little. It just scared me so much I almost fell from the 20th floor, but it's fine…"
"I know you have a fiancé, I won't get in the way. I can handle it alone, getting wet in the rain is fine, even painful periods are no big deal, you go ahead and keep him company…"
Best friend: [Tearful] Yan Xi needs me!
Male lead: What the hell… is this green tea?!
*
Zhou Yanci, my best friend’s cannon fodder brother.
In the novel, he provided my best friend with a luxurious lifestyle, only to die from overwork, causing her to lose against the main couple and get exiled to an island to dig sweet potatoes.
Yan Xi approaches Zhou Yanci—
"Brother, don’t work so hard every day, it’s tough!"
"Brother, you’re not sleeping yet at this hour?"
"There’s no end to work! You really need to rest more, Brother!"
Of course, Zhou Yanci understood what Yan Xi meant, but it was a crucial period for the company, and he didn’t want to get distracted by romance, so he rejected her.
Yan Xi: "……?"
But later, he pressed her against the wall, burying his head in her neck.
"That time, it was my mistake…"
"Tonight, I’ll be gentle, okay?"
