Lin Zaozao grabbed Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan's hands, deliberately scowling as she threatened:
"You two had better tell me, who's prettier - me or the old madam from the Man Feng Brothel? Remember, you'd both better say something I want to hear.
If you dare say something I don't want to hear, sister here will reward each of you with a beating - stir fried butt cheeks with bamboo shoots!
I'm pretty, nod. The old madam is pretty, shake your head."
Hearing Lin Zaozao's blunt threats, Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan both nodded at the same time, indicating that their sister was good-looking.
"I knew it! My brothers are so cute, you really know how to talk - such sweet mouths!"
After speaking, Lin Zaozao twisted Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan's cheeks, then took off all the clothes and jewelry from her body in one go.
"Murong Hai, help me fetch some buckets of water, I want to take a bath!"
"Little fatty, there's a bathtub behind the screen, I've already drawn the water for you, go take a bath yourself."
"Really?"
Lin Zaozao turned around the screen. When she saw the super large bathtub behind it, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.
What a big bathtub! Being able to bathe freely now. With such a large bathtub, several people could fit...
So Lin Zaozao peered around the screen at her husbands and asked earnestly: "Gentlemen, have you bathed yet?"
"Little fatty, what are you trying to do again?" Murong Hai asked guardedly.
"Little Hai brother, look, Zhao Yingmei said there are ghosts in this mansion, I'm scared..."
"Little fatty, what do you want then?"
"Hee hee hee! Nothing!"
Lin Zaozao shamelessly hugged Murong Hai's waist and said lasciviously:
"Brother Hai, you said the long night is so boring, it must be very lonely for you alone! Why not keep me company?"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's coquettish voice, he felt his forehead twitching.
In all his years, he had seen many women flirt with others. Why did other women seem so cute and adorable when they acted coquettishly, yet when this little fatty Lin Zaozao did it, she seemed more like she was having a seizure!
But feeling Lin Zaozao's firm grip on his clothes, he also knew that he had to stay here tonight.
Oh well. Things haven't been peaceful these past two days. He would stay here to accompany her tonight then!
"Little fatty, I've agreed to stay here with you. Okay, go take your bath now."
"Murong Hai, you really agreed?"
Lin Zaozao asked uncertainly.
"Yes! I agreed. If you ask me again, I'm leaving right now."
"Then I won't ask again."
She had only been teasing the ever stern-faced Murong Hai, and didn't expect that he would actually agree.
Lin Zaozao turned around and took a few steps. Then she looked back at her other husbands and said:
"Gentlemen, does anyone else want to stay here and accompany me? Don't worry this time, the stone bed definitely won't collapse. Why don't we test the quality of the stone bed together tonight?"
Seeing Lin Zaozao's lewd expression, Gu Shan gave her a helpless look, then left pushing his wheelchair.
Following Gu Shan's departure, Xiao Taohua and Ji Fantian also left one by one, leaving only Murong Hai guarding the room.
"Che! Stingy fussbudgets. It's just testing the quality of a stone bed! They wouldn't even agree to such a small thing, how unfair."
"Alright, little fatty, hurry up and take your bath. If you keep dawdling, the water will get cold." Murong Hai urged.
"Big brother Hai, are you really not going to take a mandarin duck bath with me?" Lin Zaozao asked in what she thought was a very charming way while batting her eyelashes.
"Little fatty, say another word and I'm leaving right now. It'll be just right for the ghosts to come out and eat you in the middle of the night."
"Humph! If you don't want to bathe then forget it. Having such a beautiful and buxom wife but not wanting her, you're just a big wooden block."
Lin Zaozao turned her head and went behind the screen. Not afraid that Murong Hai sitting in the living room would peep, she took off all her clothes swiftly in three seconds flat.
When she sat naked in the bathtub, she couldn't help heaving a long sigh.
So comfortable! Since transmigrating here, this was still her first time soaking in a bath!
Lin Zaozao splashed some water and blew a loud, roguish whistle at Murong Hai from behind the screen. Then she started humming a random tune.
Although she was tone deaf, she was in a good mood right now! So even if she sang badly, Lin Zaozao was still happy in her heart.
After all, it wasn't her ears that had to suffer.
"I have a fair handsome husband!
Long legs, narrow waist, perky butt too.
Likes to flash his bedroom eyes at me all day,
I like to kiss and hug and toss him high.
My husband's name is Gu Shan,
Gu Shan likes to warm my bedding.
La la la la la
La la la la la
My husband has such a perky butt!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
..."
Sitting behind the screen, Murong Hai heard the cheerful voice and an involuntary smile floated onto his face between his brows and eyes.
This little fatty Lin Zaozao, she was just so easily satisfied. It was only taking a bath, yet listen to how happy she was.
Right now it would be best to have kept Gu Shan here guarding her, otherwise the little fatty's singing would be in vain.
After waiting for half a day and hearing no movement from behind the screen, Murong Hai cleared his throat and asked:
"Little fatty, the water should be cold by now. Have you finished bathing?"
What answered him was silence.
"Lin Zaozao!"
Still no response.
"Little fat ball!" Murong Hai shouted loudly again.
Still not the slightest reaction.
Murong Hai looked through the screen at Lin Zaozao behind it.
Could there be someone behind the screen?
Thinking this, Murong Hai swiftly walked behind the screen. But as soon as he went over, the scene before his eyes nearly made him laugh from anger.
This little fatty Lin Zaozao was actually sleeping soundly in the bathtub! Seeing Lin Zaozao naked, Murong Hai turned around from embarrassment right away.
He thought for a bit, then went to the bedside and grabbed a bed sheet. Closing his eyes, he walked back behind the screen.
When he groped towards Lin Zaozao's direction with closed eyes, as soon as he touched some soft smooth skin, he immediately retracted his hand as if shocked by electricity.
What he had just touched was...?
Thinking of the tactile sensation from earlier, Murong Hai's face turned red again. Thinking about it, with his eyes closed he really had no way to fish this little fatty Lin Zaozao out of the bathtub.
So Murong Hai steeled himself psychologically, then suddenly opened his eyes.
But when he opened his eyes and saw Lin Zaozao's naked body, he still couldn't help feeling a little shy.
Oh well, he had to fish this little fatty out soon, or she would catch a cold.
Murong Hai wrapped the bed sheet around Lin Zaozao and exerted his strength to pull her out of the bathtub.
He weighed her - how did this little fatty lose so much weight in one day, at least over 100 jin.
He really wondered how this little fatty Lin Zaozao worked.
Her weight really came off or piled on freely with a word. Such freedom between fat and thin, as if her body was made of rubber bands, inherently stretchy.
Murong Hai carefully observed Lin Zaozao's complexion and saw everything was normal. As long as she was healthy when fat or skinny, it was fine.
But when Murong Hai had just laid Lin Zaozao down on the bed, Lin Zaozao suddenly flipped over and pressed down firmly on top of him.
"Little brother Hai~"
"Lin Zaozao, were you just pretending to sleep earlier?"
Murong Hai looked unbelievingly at the Lin Zaozao weighing down on him and asked.
"Ah! No, I really did fall asleep just now. But I'm not a pig, you fished me out of the bathtub, how could I possibly not wake up."
Lin Zaozao was not shy at all, stretching out her arms to hug Murong Hai's neck, coquettishly said:
"Brother Hai~"
"Little fatty, what are you trying to do?"
Murong Hai grabbed Lin Zaozao's hand that was making trouble on his chest, and asked in a flustered tone.
"Brother Hai~! The moonlight outside is just right, and the long night is still young. We are a man and a woman alone, don't you think it would be a waste not to do something to enjoy each other's company?"
As she spoke, Lin Zaozao hugged Murong Hai's neck, winked at him, then pursed her lips and kissed him.
"Little fatty, behave yourself." Murong Hai covered Lin Zaozao's mouth with his hand and said solemnly.
"Brother Hai~! You are my husband, why do I have to be so proper with my own husband!"
Lin Zaozao slapped away Murong Hai's hand from her mouth and leaned in to kiss him again.
"Little fatty, if you keep this up, I'll leave right now."
"Leave? And go where?"
Lin Zaozao sat up from Murong Hai and stared at him in confusion, "Where could you possibly go?"
"Murong Hai, look at me, such a beautiful and lovely wife crawling naked on your body wrapped in a sheet. Yet you can still reject me?
Murong Hai, could it be that you really are, as I guessed, impotent? Or are you gay?"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's questioning, Murong Hai felt that he was about to be angered to death by this little fatty.
He gritted his teeth, sat up and fiercely grabbed Lin Zaozao's chubby cheeks, and said seriously:
"Little fatty, look at yourself, you've grown into a ball. If I sleep with you now, I'm afraid I'll be crushed to death by you."
"Hey, I've already lost over 100 catties (500 lbs) today alone. Whenever you guys refuse to consummate with me, you always use my weight as an excuse. Going on and on about it, it can only prove that you guys have no capability whatsoever.
Murong Hai, if you are not gay, could it be that you only last 3 seconds, and is afraid to let me find out and lose face?!"
Facing Lin Zaozao's curious gaze, Murong Hai heaved a long sigh. He couldn't argue with the little fatty any further, or else he would soon become a eunuch.
"Alright, little fatty, there is still a lot to deal with tomorrow, you should rest well for now! Remember, no more nonsense."
Murong Hai pulled over the quilt and tossed it over Lin Zaozao's head, then turned and walked out of the room.
"Brother Hai~"
"Little fatty, what do you want now?"
"I'm timid, afraid of ghosts~"
"I'll stand guard outside, you go obediently to sleep."
Hearing Murong Hai's helpless roar, Lin Zaozao was finally satisfied and went to sleep. But as soon as she lay down, she felt a little uncomfortable sleeping naked.
So she took out a nightgown from the closet and put it on. Touching the nightgown on her body, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but give her husbands a big thumbs up.
Apart from not consummating with her, they treated her pretty well in other regards!
Take this nightgown for example, the quality is sturdy, and very comfortable to wear.
After praising the nightgown, Lin Zaozao pounced onto the bed.
And she was miserable!
