She now went back to the room to see how Ruo Qiu and Xiao Taohua, those two big grievances, were going to enter the bridal chamber with her.
Having made up her mind, Lin Zaozao aggressively walked towards her own room. When she got to the door of her room, she saw Murong Hai, Ji Fantian, Ye Yi and Gu Shan, all standing guard at her door.
Even Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan, whose bodies were wrapped up like zongzi, were sitting straight at her door, waiting to watch the show.
"Lin Wuwu, Lin Wanwan, you two little brats get out of here. You haven't even grown all your hair yet! And you still want to sit here and watch your sister enter the bridal chamber."
Hearing Lin Zaozao's fierce voice, Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan looked at each other before they could only dejectedly walk towards Ye Yi's room.
After the two children left, Lin Zaozao turned around and looked at her four grievance grooms standing there, and asked maliciously,
"What's the matter? You guys standing guard here, don't you also want to enter the bridal chamber with me!
Those who want to go in can go in now, those who don't want to can get lost now. When I enter the bridal chamber later, do I still have to give you guys a free live show?!"
Lin Zaozao's words made Murong Hai and the others' faces darken. The four of them looked at each other before leaving one by one.
Seeing Murong Hai and the others leave, Lin Zaozao finally heaved a long sigh of relief. She psyched herself up and rushed headlong into her own room.
Damn it, just a straw curtain, without even a door. Later when really entering the bridal chamber, even a sound wouldn't be blocked.
She also didn't know if Ruo Qiu and Xiao Taohua's moans would be loud or not. If they were too loud, she was afraid she would feel embarrassed.
Lin Zaozao rushed into the room and saw Ruo Qiu and Xiao Taohua sitting at the head of the bed without saying anything. She directly took off her outer clothes, revealing her undergarments, bit her lower lip and dove straight towards the bed.
Seeing Lin Zaozao's aggressive actions, Xiao Taohua and Ruo Qiu were both frightened and stunned for a moment.
This was entering the bridal chamber, not going to war. Wasn't Lin Zaozao's momentum a bit too much?
But before they could get over their shock, Lin Zaozao grabbed one in each hand, pulling the dazed Ruo Qiu and Xiao Taohua to the center of the bed. She knelt between them, "hee hee'd" at them, and then started tearing at their clothes.
Until he felt his upper body was bare, Xiao Taohua remembered to resist. He gathered up his clothes in one hand, quickly retreated back, and looked at Lin Zaozao timidly like a virtuous gentleman who had been harassed by a bully.
"Lin Zaozao, aren't we moving a bit too fast with this bridal chamber business?"
"Not fast at all! With your three second speed, let's get it over and done quickly."
After speaking, Lin Zaozao grabbed Xiao Taohua by the ankle and jerked hard, pulling him under her body, and started vigorously tearing at his clothes again.
"Lin Zaozao, I won't enter the bridal chamber with you!"
Xiao Taohua struggled, preparing to use his inner strength to push Lin Zaozao away. But before he could stretch out his hand, Lin Zaozao lifted her leg and sat on him, pressed his hands down with her own, pursed her lips and kissed him.
"Help! I won't enter the bridal chamber with you."
"We're entering the bridal chamber! What are you yelling about being saved for! We haven't even started yet! Don't tell me you're already limp?" Lin Zaozao said disdainfully.
"You're the limp one! You just keep tormenting me, why don't you torment Ruo Qiu?"
Hearing Xiao Taohua's words, Lin Zaozao looked back at the dumbstruck Ruo Qiu lying flat on the bed.
Seeing the blank Ruo Qiu, Lin Zaozao was not polite either. She reached out and forcefully pulled him over, and went to kiss him.
But before Lin Zaozao could kiss him, Ruo Qiu covered her mouth with one hand, and asked doubtfully,
"Lin Zaozao, didn't you brush your teeth?"
"Oh! I forgot, but I took a bath. We're not entering the bridal chamber for the first time, just make do for now."
Speaking, Lin Zaozao prepared to kiss Ruo Qiu again. But this time, before she could kiss him, Xiao Taohua pushed her hard.
"Lin Zaozao, if you want to kiss Ruo Qiu, sit on him! You're so fat, you're almost crushing me to death."
"Damn, so weak, my ass could still crush you to death! And, you should consider yourself lucky to enter the bridal chamber with me.
Search your conscience and ask yourself, could you find such a well-matched wife like me outside?"
"I couldn't find one. Even if I could, I wouldn't want one, because I'm afraid of being crushed to death by you.
Lin Zaozao, we haven't bowed at the altar or drank the wedding toast yet, so we're not considered married yet, right? How about this? Let's bow first and then enter the bridal chamber tomorrow?"
Xiao Taohua pushed Lin Zaozao's arm hard with his hand and said timidly.
"Bowing at the damn altar! Let's enter the bridal chamber first, and find a chance to bow later! I don't mind, why do you care so much?!"
Shaking off Xiao Taohua's arm, Lin Zaozao lowered her head to kiss him again.
This time, no one could stop her, but a loud fart sound made the three people with different expressions freeze in place involuntarily.
"Who farted?"
Lin Zaozao flipped off of Xiao Taohua's body, covering her nose and asking.
"It wasn't me!"
"It wasn't me either!"
Xiao Taohua and Ruo Qiu answered in unison.
"Damn! If it wasn't either of you, then could it have been me? The fart sounded so loud, it must have come from one of you two. "
Lin Zaozao pushed them away disdainfully and shrank back a little.
People always say, open farts are embarrassing, silent farts are harmful.
She didn't know who released such a loud fart, it was both embarrassing and harmful. It really made her nice bridal chamber stinky.
Seeing Lin Zaozao's disgusted expression, Ruo Qiu and Xiao Taohua also sat up straight. When they looked at each other, they both revealed puzzlement.
Just as the three of them sat quietly on the bed, looking at each other with puzzled eyes, another loud fart clearly reached their ears.
This time, instead of looking at each other, they shifted their attention to the roof.
As Lin Zaozao looked at the constantly shaking roof, just as she wondered who was crouching on it, her roof suddenly broke open with a big hole.
Next, three figures fell right into the middle of the bed.
The next second, the bed that Xiao Taohua had just fixed was smashed by the three figures. Ruo Qiu and Xiao Taohua jumped off the bed at the moment the shadows fell, only Lin Zaozao was pressed under them.
"Who is it! Damn it, my legs are broken!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's roar, the figures on her bounced off instantly. After the weight on her was gone, Lin Zaozao saw clearly who the three shadows from the roof were.
It was her three big grievance grooms!
"Ji Fantian, Ye Yi, Murong Hai, you turtle bastards, you're dead to me!"
Lin Zaozao pushed back the hair on her forehead, rubbing her leg as she looked at the three standing on the floor, yelling loudly.
Seeing Lin Zaozao's angry and exasperated roars, they subconsciously rubbed their noses guiltily.
Just as they were about to pull Lin Zaozao up from the bed, a loud wail instantly reached their ears.
"My bridal chamber! It's destroyed by you three bastards like this.
Murong Hai, Ji Fantian, Ye Yi, you will collectively repair my bridal chamber for me tomorrow!!!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's cries, Murong Hai and the others couldn't help but cover their ears. Did Lin Zaozao have some secret skill that made her cries shake their eardrums when she started bawling?
"Zaozao!"
Lin Zaozao wiped away a tear, and in her tear-blurred vision she saw Gu Shan pushing a wheelchair and walking in.
Her mouth pouted as she cried even louder.
Damn, how unlucky could she be! It was just entering a bridal chamber, she didn't even get to kiss, and it seemed like her leg was broken by those three grievances Ji Fantian and the others.
"Gu Shan, my leg is broken! And my bridal chamber is gone."
Hearing Lin Zaozao's wails, Gu Shan's forehead couldn't help but wrinkle slightly. He pushed the wheelchair quickly to Lin Zaozao's side, lifted her up, and placed this little fat ball on the chair by the bed.
"Ji Fantian, go check Zaozao's leg quickly."
Hearing Gu Shan's cold voice, Ji Fantian subconsciously rubbed his nose guiltily and followed the voice to Lin Zaozao's side.
Lin Zaozao squatted down and carefully squeezed Lin Zaozao's legs. After a while, he breathed a long sigh of relief and said,
"Zaozao, your legs are not broken. They hurt now probably because we pressed on them. I'll apply some medicine for you later. Your legs will be fine tomorrow morning."
"My legs are not broken!"
Lin Zaozao rubbed her almost numb legs and felt relieved. She also felt that her legs did not hurt as much as before.
Now that her legs were fine, it was time for her to settle the score.
So Lin Zaozao bent down and pulled Ji Fantian into her arms with force, hugging his slender waist tightly and asking fiercely,
"Ji Fantian, why did you guys run onto the roof just now? Tell me now, you were trying to watch Ruo Qiu and I enter the bridal chamber, weren't you?"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's interrogation, Ji Fantian wanted to break free from her grip. But he was afraid that moving around would put pressure on her legs.
He could only shrink in Lin Zaozao's arms reluctantly and remain silent.
Seeing Ji Fantian's silence, Lin Zaozao immediately knew in her heart.
Sure enough, those three troublemakers, Ji Fantian, Ye Yi and Murong Hai, really went onto her roof to watch her enter the bridal chamber.
