Ruo Qiu thought it over, then smiled knowingly at Lin Zaozao before heading quickly to the courtyard.
As a result, Lin Zaozao, who was walking behind Ruo Qiu, did not see the hint of complexity in Ruo Qiu's eyes.
"Ruo Qiu, are you showing off your long legs? Can't you wait for me? My legs are short and I can't keep up with you."
Hearing Lin Zaozao's complaints, Ruo Qiu rushed towards the courtyard like a madman.
By the end, Lin Zaozao felt he was about to break into a run.
"Ruo Qiu, are you trying to get to the toilet? Why are you walking so fast?"
Panting, Lin Zaozao watched Ruo Qiu disappear from her sight and couldn't help but pout and complain.
That bastard, is he too embarrassed to walk with me? Why else is he walking so fast?
By the time a breathless Lin Zaozao walked back to the courtyard, Ruo Qiu had nearly closed his door.
"Zaozao, did you and Ruo Qiu have a fight?"
Murong Hai stood at the courtyard gate, asking puzzledly.
"Fight my ass! I just said a couple words to him and he rushed back without even turning his head."
"What did you say to him?" Ji Fantian walked out from the room, asking in confusion.
"He just asked if in the future I would blame my husband if I didn't have children. I said I wouldn't blame him, I don't have any inheritance anyway, why make a fuss? It's even better to have no children, I'm still a child myself! To be honest, I even find little brats annoying!"
Lin Zaozao gave Ji Fantian a push and strode straight to the dining room. As soon as she sat down, that unlucky Ruo Qiu rushed from his room to stand right in front of her, as if blown by the wind.
"Fatty!"
"Ruo Qiu, what did you call me?"
"Little fat ball!"
"Damn! I didn't piss you off just now! Are you crazy? Just now you ignored me when you came back, and now that I've just sat down you're calling me fat!"
Glancing at Ruo Qiu, Lin Zaozao picked up the water glass on the dining table and brought it to her mouth.
She was exhausted from rushing over. But before Lin Zaozao could swallow the water in her mouth, Ruo Qiu's words nearly scared her to death.
"Lin Zaozao, let's consummate our marriage tonight!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Lin Zaozao patted her chest and looked back at Ruo Qiu in disbelief, as if looking at a ghost.
"Ruo Qiu, are you crazy, or do my ears have problems? Did you just say we're going to consummate our marriage tonight?"
"What, do you look down on me?" Ruo Qiu said fiercely.
"Ah! I don't look down on you."
"Then it's settled. After dinner, we'll consummate our marriage tonight?"
After speaking arrogantly, Ruo Qiu glanced at Lin Zaozao before heading to his own room.
But before he could take two steps, he was stopped by Lin Zaozao.
"Ruo Qiu, not tonight?"
"Why not?" Ruo Qiu asked, puzzled.
"That's because..."
Lin Zaozao cleared her throat and yelled loudly towards the kitchen.
"Xiao Taohua..."
"What?"
Xiao Taohua stood in the kitchen doorway, glaring as he asked.
Lin Zaozao pointed at Xiao Taohua, then smugly said, "Ruo Qiu, I already promised Xiao Taohua this morning that I would consummate our marriage with him tonight.
If you don't mind, you can squeeze in with us. It just so happens that I haven't enjoyed the pleasure of two men yet!"
After speaking, Lin Zaozao deliberately winked at Ruo Qiu. She didn't believe that the usually arrogant Ruo Qiu, who was like a peacock, would agree to consummate their marriage with Xiao Taohua.
Sure enough, as soon as Lin Zaozao finished speaking, not only Ruo Qiu, but even Xiao Taohua standing in the kitchen doorway stiffened.
Seeing Ruo Qiu and Xiao Taohua's stiff reactions, Lin Zaozao was delighted, her eyes nearly narrowing into slits.
Hmph! Just as she thought! This Ruo Qiu guy must be plotting something bad for her again.
Lin Zaozao looked back at Ye Yi standing under the eaves. She wondered how much silver they had bet this time.
In any case, no matter who won, the silver had to go to her, Lin Zaozao.
A gentleman loves money, but takes it righteously.
Unfortunately, she was a woman. So as long as she could take advantage, who cared about righteousness!
But before Lin Zaozao could gloat, Ruo Qiu seemed to have made some big decision and nodded firmly at her.
"Alright, after you finish eating, we'll consummate our marriage together, us three."
After speaking, Ruo Qiu turned and left without hesitation. And the direction he walked in was the new bathhouse Murong Hai had built in the backyard.
Seeing how serious Ruo Qiu looked, Lin Zaozao's mind went blank.
This Ruo Qiu guy was serious.
Thinking this, Lin Zaozao turned her gaze to Xiao Taohua. Whether she could smoothly consummate her marriage with Ruo Qiu tonight depended on what Xiao Taohua would do.
With this thought, a sinister smile appeared on Lin Zaozao's face.
Seeing the sinister smile on Lin Zaozao's face, Xiao Taohua standing in the kitchen doorway couldn't help but shiver.
It looked like he'd better slip away for the sake of preserving his life and chastity.
Because the people in this courtyard all seemed a little abnormal! Although polygamy was practiced in Canglan Country, he had never heard of the wife taking two husbands on her wedding night!
"Xiao Taohua~"
"What do you want!"
Xiao Taohua held a ladle to his chest and instinctively took a step back. The way he looked at Lin Zaozao was as if looking at a pervert.
"Xiao Taohua, after eating later remember to wash up well, and fix up my bed nicely. Also don't fall asleep halfway and break the bed again."
Lin Zaozao's words nearly made the sweat on Xiao Taohua's forehead drip down. It looked like he had to slip away later.
Otherwise, he would definitely lose his virginity tonight.
But the next second, Lin Zaozao's words left him without even a chance to escape.
"Murong Hai, Ye Yi, after eating help poor Xiao Taohua with the chores. Light the fire, wash the dishes.
After all, Xiao Taohua still has to consummate our marriage with me after eating. Consummating a marriage takes a lot of energy, you can't let Xiao Taohua get tired out now."
Hearing Lin Zaozao's words, Murong Hai and Ye Yi glanced at each other, and saw amusement in each other's eyes.
The two didn't object, and strode straight into the kitchen. As they passed Xiao Taohua, they patted his shoulder, clearly wishing him good luck tonight.
After fearfully finishing his meal, Lin Zaozao stretched and brazenly groped the few husbands sitting at the dining table.
Even her two cheap younger brothers didn't escape Lin Zaozao's "poisonous hands". It was just that today's atmosphere was a little different.
When Murong Hai, Ye Yi and the others saw Lin Zaozao's outstretched pudgy claws, they obediently sat in their seats and let Lin Zaozao take liberties.
After Lin Zaozao had "groped" her fill, she stretched lazily and headed to the makeshift bathroom in the back.
Next time, she had to buy a bathtub.
She had to buy an extra-large one, so she could take a nice intimate bath with her husbands.
If they really couldn't all fit, she'd spend some silver to have a bathing pool built.
She didn't believe that even a large bathing pool wouldn't be able to fit her soft, delicate little husbands.
Seeing Lin Zaozao leave, Xiao Taohua was about to make his escape. If he didn't leave now, he was afraid he would be tossed around until he fell apart by that little fat ball tonight.
But before he could stand up, he was grabbed by the collar of his shirt by Murong Hai and Ye Yi, and the two hauled him into Lin Zaozao's room.
"Wait, aren't I supposed to consummate my marriage with Lin Zaozao tonight? Why don't I go wash up by the river first, then come back? Is that alright with you?" Xiao Taohua looked at Murong Hai and Ye Yi guarding the door and asked tremblingly.
"If you want to wash up, go to the backyard and wash with Lin Zaozao. It just so happens that the little fatty is missing someone to scrub her back."
Murong Hai suppressed his smile and spoke.
"Then I won't wash up. As long as Lin Zaozao doesn't look down on me, being a little dirty is fine!" Xiao Taohua tidied his clothes and said calmly.
When he had just sat down on the bed, Ruo Qiu was wearing a light and cool set of pajamas. He didn't even look at Lin Zaozao before sitting down on the bed with a thud. He stared straight ahead like a monk, waiting for Lin Zaozao to come back from washing up.
At this time, Lin Zaozao, who should have been taking a bath in the backyard, was holding Gu Shan's hand and anxiously asking for answers.
"Gu Shan, what's going on with Ruo Qiu? Why does he suddenly want to consummate our marriage with me? Is he just messing with me, or is he serious?"
"Lin Zaozao, Ruo Qiu is serious this time. If he has a place in your heart, then treat him well after tonight. If he has no place in your heart, then I hope you won't consummate your marriage with him," Gu Shan said before pushing his wheelchair away.
Watching Gu Shan's departing figure, Lin Zaozao was stunned for a moment.
She tried hard to recall what had happened between her and Ruo Qiu. In summary, it was that Ruo Qiu had asked her if she blamed Xiao Taohua for them not having a child.
Could it be? Ruo Qiu also has fertility issues. That's why after hearing that she didn't mind Xiao Taohua's infertility, he was eager to consummate their marriage.
Or could it be that she was the stand-in partner Ruo Qiu had chosen?
[Lin Zaozao, apart from being deaf, Ruo Qiu has no fertility issues.]
[System! Then you tell me, if it's not because of fertility issues, why does Ruo Qiu suddenly want to consummate our marriage? He's so direct that I'm caught off guard.]
[Host, you're so fat now, how could you be caught off guard? Develop your relationship more with Xiao Taohua, exercise more at night, it will help you lose weight.]
[Damn! System, are you making dirty jokes with me?]
[Refusing fat meat delivered to your mouth, the host is a huge fool.]
[But tonight there are two, I'm afraid I'll be drained dry.]
[So fat, no way you'll be drained. Host, what you should worry about now is whether you'll crush little Xiao Taohua and Ruo Qiu to death after entering the bridal chamber.]
After the system finished speaking, it went offline in Lin Zaozao's mind. Hearing the system's mocking voice, Lin Zaozao was so angry she was about to breathe fire.
Just now, to test Ruo Qiu, she had said she would enter the bridal chamber with Xiao Taohua. She wasn't an ancient person with old-fashioned thinking!
She had never even had a romantic relationship in all her years! And now entering the bridal chamber with two, she was afraid she wouldn't be able to handle it.
Lin Zaozao hugged herself and paced around the yard a few laps, but couldn't think of a good solution.
She felt that tonight she had no choice but to enter the bridal chamber.
Oh well, whether you stick your head out or pull it back in, it's still going to get chopped off.
Just as the system said, it would be foolish not to eat the fat meat delivered to her mouth. Even if she can't finish it, she still has to gnaw on a bone.
