"Last night, Ruo Qiu came to my room, and our actions were a bit loud, so we collapsed the bed. To be honest, I had just bought that bed yesterday! I didn't even get to sleep one night in it before it collapsed. The next time I go into town, I must find that damn guy and settle accounts with him properly. He said no matter what actions I did on it, it wouldn't collapse."
Lin Zaozao's indignant words made Xiao Taohua's face twitch slightly. Could the Ruo Qiu that Lin Zaozao was talking about be the same Ruo Qiu he just saw?
But before he could even finish the thought, Lin Zaozao pushed him into the room, picked up the bedding placed next to the bed, and pointed at the broken bed, saying,
"Xiao Taohua, fix the bed first. I had diarrhea early in the morning, and now my legs are a little weak, so I have to go rest in Ji Fantian's room for a while."
After finishing speaking, Lin Zaozao walked towards Ji Fantian's room.
Eating a full meal and then going to sleep, that really is one of life's greatest pleasures!
As he watched Lin Zaozao's retreating figure, Xiao Taohua's expression was somewhat blank as he looked at the collapsed bed.
Could it be!
Really!
Could it be what he was thinking!
Could the divine doctor Ji Fantian really have become the husband of this fat woman in front of him? Rather than just some expedient arrangement?
With shock in his heart, Xiao Taohua regretted for a moment having been loose-lipped just now, agreeing to share a room with Lin Zaozao and saying he would consummate the marriage with her.
Would he really have to stake his own body just to investigate Lin Zaozao's identity?
If Lin Zaozao was just a little thinner, then he could have agreed. After all, without the black spots on her face, the fat little girl's face still looked quite good.
But when Xiao Taohua saw the collapsed bed, his back involuntarily broke out in cold sweat.
This fat woman, just how ravenous was she!
A perfectly good bed, yet she and Ruo Qiu were actually able to break it down.
If he were to sleep with this fat woman at night, what if she became filled with lust in the middle of the night? Then he... could he still get off the bed alive?
Thinking of this, Xiao Taohua's face sagged involuntarily.
Should he just poison her to death now?
But when he thought of his Jade Poison Pearl being held in the hands of that fat woman Lin Zaozao and played with like a toy without the slightest reaction, Xiao Taohua's face immediately sagged again.
Could he regret this now!
Could Xiao Taohua regret this now!
Lin Zaozao didn't know what he was thinking. All she knew was that she needed to sleep now.
After having diarrhea all morning, her body was extremely weak now. She needed to find a place to sleep right away.
Completely ignoring Ji Fantian, Lin Zaozao strode across the threshold towards his room.
The door that she had knocked down this morning had already been repaired by Ji Fantian. Although it still creaked loudly when pushed now, it was much better than not having one at all.
"Lin Zaozao, what are you doing in my room?"
"Sleeping."
"Why don't you go back to your room to sleep?"
"My bed collapsed so I can't sleep in it."
Lin Zaozao pushed Ji Fantian aside and headed straight for his bed.
"Then why don't you go to Gu Shan's place?"
"Ji Fantian, look at what you're saying. Gu Shan is so skinny, what if I accidentally injure him? For Gu Shan's health and safety, I can only condescend to rest here with you."
"Lin Zaozao, you're afraid of injuring Gu Shan, but aren't you afraid of injuring me!"
Hearing Ji Fantian's voice suddenly grow louder, Lin Zaozao impatiently picked at her ears, then turned her head back and said to Ji Fantian:
"Ji Fantian, are you jealous of Gu Shan?"
"No, I'm afraid you'll crush me to death."
"Pah! If you die under me I can just find another one. After all, there is a ready-made candidate right now in my room fixing the bed!"
"Lin Zaozao, you brought back that poison... I mean, Xiao Taohua, don't you suspect his identity?"
"I don't suspect anything. What's the damn use of suspecting anyway! In short, sister has one thing to say. All of your identities are not simple.
If you guys really want to make trouble, then go ahead and make trouble! I'll just sit back and enjoy the show!"
After speaking, Lin Zaozao let out a yawn and flung herself straight towards Ji Fantian's bed.
"Lin Zaozao, don't pounce too hard, be careful not to collapse the bed."
Ji Fantian's words made Lin Zaozao's body stiffen violently. That bastard Ji Fantian really couldn't say anything nice.
Why did he have to mention the thing that shouldn't be brought up!
Was she really that fat? A good bed wouldn't just collapse under her for no reason at all.
Turning her head to glare at Ji Fantian, Lin Zaozao kicked off her shoes and climbed onto Ji Fantian's bed.
As soon as she laid down, loud snores began drifting around Ji Fantian's room.
Listening to the noisy snores beside his ear, Ji Fantian forcibly suppressed the veins bulging on his forehead as he walked to Lin Zaozao's side and placed his hand on her wrist.
The Jade Poison Pearl of that Poison Prince actually had no effect at all on this little fatty Lin Zaozao.
In the jianghu, anyone with even a little common sense knew that the Poison Prince's Jade Poison Pearl was instant death upon contact. Yet this little fat ball Lin Zaozao, just what was her body made of?
She was actually able to play with the Poison Prince's Jade Poison Pearl as a toy.
What was more important was that the Poison Prince's damned Flower Butterfly was actually cooperating with Lin Zaozao to be her cooking servant!
As Ji Fantian thought of the people currently living in this yard, his head couldn't help but ache.
This little fatty Lin Zaozao, her ability to stir up trouble was truly first-class.
People who were usually big shots in the outside world became as cheap as radishes and cabbages when they met her.
Just like him, this divine doctor! The little fatty only treated him as a human bed warmer and never had any good expression towards him at all.
He sighed helplessly, and Ji Fantian pulled the quilt on the bed to cover Lin Zaozao.
He hesitated for a moment before placing his hand on Lin Zaozao's face. Although he had heard Murong Hai and the others say that the black spots on Lin Zaozao's face were gone and she was no longer so ugly, he knew clearly in his heart that the black spots on Lin Zaozao's face were related to the poison in her body.
Now the poison in her body hadn't been completely cleansed yet, but the black spots on her face were gone instead.
When things went against the norm, it was never a good sign.
But when Ji Fantian's hand touched Lin Zaozao's face, he paused for a moment at the slippery smooth sensation beneath his hand.
The little fatty's skin felt rather nice, leaving one reluctant to let go after touching it.
The corner of Ji Fantian's mouth hooked up as if he had thought of something, and his expression immediately became rigid.
When he touched Lin Zaozao's face, the look in his eyes was filled with gentleness.
"Lin Zaozao, I, Ji Fantian, admittedly cannot call myself a good man, but neither am I some desperate villain. I will do my best to protect you for the rest of my days. The premise is that you, little fatty, stop making trouble for me."
Ji Fantian muttered through gritted teeth towards Lin Zaozao's direction.
His eyes were blind so he couldn't see Lin Zaozao's face at all. He had just mapped out the structure of Lin Zaozao's facial bones, so that in case one day his vision was restored, he wouldn't fail to recognize this little fatty, as that would be terrible.
He sighed softly, then Ji Fantian turned and walked outside, leaving only the sprawled out Lin Zaozao sleeping.
The moment the room door closed, Lin Zaozao curled her lips and mumbled softly:
"Fake immortal!"
When Ji Fantian entered Lin Zaozao's room, he felt the tense and strained atmosphere inside, yet he himself leaned calmly against the door frame.
Feeling the tattered grass curtain hanging on the door, Ji Fantian couldn't help but feel speechless for a moment. This little fatty Lin Zaozao had bought all sorts of things, yet how could she have forgotten to install a proper door!
She really had too much confidence in her figure and looks!
"Poison Prince, long time no see!"
"Oh my! So it's the great doctor! What happened? Fallen into such dire straits to become the husband of a little fatty!"
"Shut up!"
Sensing the hidden weapons shooting towards the door, the Poison Prince dodged to the side, barely avoiding them. Looking at the big hole left behind in the wall from the hidden weapon, beads of cold sweat couldn't help appearing on the Poison Prince's forehead.
His mouth was too fast, he had totally forgotten that the demon in the wheelchair was extremely defensive towards that little fatty!
“Gu Shan, if you dare to be rude to Lin Zaozao again, I will take your life even if I’m sitting in a wheelchair!”
Hearing Gu Shan’s icy cold voice, Xiao Taohua waved his hands repeatedly to show his apologies.
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Dev...”
When Xiao Taohua met Gu Shan’s eyes, which were devoid of any kindness, he immediately swallowed back the words in his mouth.
“Gu Shan, I was wrong. I shouldn't have said that about Lin Zaozao just now.”
“Oh really? I heard you’re going to sleep with Zaozao tonight? And go into the bridal chamber with her?”
“No no, I’m going to sleep on the roof tonight. But if Lin Zaozao insists on pulling me, then I can’t help it.”
“Xiao Taohua, I hope you know your place. Remember, you can deal with anyone else in this compound, but you had better not have any malicious intentions towards Zaozao. Understand?”
“Understand, understand!”
Xiao Taohua quickly assured.
“Clean up the room properly! Also, find a way to replace the Jade Poison Pearl you gave to Zaozao with a Night Glowing Pearl."
"What! Gu Shan. How am I supposed to find a Night Glowing Pearl in such a poor place?"
But when Xiao Taohua met Gu Shan’s icy gaze, he subconsciously swallowed back the words in his mouth again.
"Alright, I'll replace it! It's just a Night Glowing Pearl, no big deal!"
After glancing at the nodding Xiao Taohua, Gu Shan pushed his wheelchair towards Ji Fantian’s room.
Watching Gu Shan's back as he left, Xiao Taohua asked in disbelief: "Master Healer, this devil actually cares about that little fat ball."
But the only response he received was a silver needle held in Ji Fantian's hand.
Xiao Taohua looked at the silver needle pinched between his fingers, confused about what he had said wrong.
"Little peach blossom! Hmph! Lin Zaozao really knows how to name things."
Ji Fantian laughed lightly and then looked up at Xiao Taohua, "From today onwards, you will be called Little Peach Blossom! It quite suits your coquettish appearance.
Also, starting today, you’ll be the cook for everyone! If you dare to poison the food, think about the consequences yourself. Xiao Taohua, even without me, Gu Shan and the others can easily kill you."
After saying that, Ji Fantian left directly, leaving only Ye Yi, Ruo Qiu and Murong Hai behind, looking at him coldly.
"You three, anything else?"
Seeing the three door gods standing at the door, Xiao Taohua's heart shuddered involuntarily.
He had thought he came here to watch a show!
But the result was that he, the Poison Prince, had become the monkey being watched here!
Seeing the ever-changing expression on Xiao Taohua’s face, Ruo Qiu couldn’t help but laugh softly.
“Xiao Taohua, don’t be angry with Gu Shan and Ji Fantian. After all, you’ve heard about their temperaments right?
As for Lin Zaozao, that little fat ball, saying she wants to go into the bridal chamber with you...”
Ruo Qiu smiled, his eyes curving, and continued, “Xiao Taohua, although Zaozao is a little fat, she still has some unique qualities. As for what’s so unique about her, you’ll find out yourself at night.”
After saying that, Ruo Qiu gave Xiao Taohua a wicked smile before turning around and leaving. Ye Yi and Murong Hai also left after him.
There would be a good show to watch once that fat woman Lin Zaozao woke up.
