"Come into the bridal chamber with me! Not only did you break my bed, but I also saw you stark naked before you ran away bare-bottomed!"
Lin Zaozao sniffed and forced a smile.
"No, Zaozao. I regret it. Why did I run away back then? I should have just gone into the bridal chamber directly - that would have been much better!" Ruo Qiu said with a chuckle.
"Humph! It's too late for regrets now. There's no time for a bridal chamber anymore either."
"Yeah, too late. Zaozao, take care."
Ruo Qiu walked to the side. Ji Fantian and Murong Hai walked shoulder to shoulder to stand in front of Lin Zaozao. They both took a deep breath but couldn't get a word out for half a day.
"You guys don't have to say anything now if you don't want to. Just three months from now when you've safely returned, tell me everything, okay?"
"Okay!"
"Okay!"
Ji Fantian and Murong Hai answered in unison.
"Gu Shan, what did you want to say to me?"
"Zaozao, if this place becomes unsafe, escape with Matchless and Invincible. They will protect your safety."
"Gu Shan, I'm just a country village woman. Who would want to harm me? Instead of worrying about me, worry more about protecting yourself. After all, your leg still hasn't fully recovered!"
"When we get back, my leg will be better. Zaozao, three months from now, even if I only have one last breath left, I will still desperately make my way back. At that time, you can bury me yourself! I want to die by your side."
"Shut up. I don't want a dead person. I want you alive. If you dare die, I'll directly throw you onto the mountain to feed the wolves."
"That's fine too, getting fed to wolves."
Gu Shan grasped the wheelchair and struggled to stand up. He slowly walked a step towards Lin Zaozao.
When he stretched out his arms, his body also uncontrollably fell backwards.
"Gu Shan!"
Lin Zaozao rushed forwards in two steps and hugged him tightly.
Feeling his emaciated body in her arms, she just silently shed tears. What could she do? Before transmigrating, she had barely managed to get into a third-rate college by her mother's harsh teaching methods and all kinds of cram schools.
Now after transmigrating, she was still a useless little weakling. She knew her husband was going off to his death, but she couldn't think of any way to help right now.
Even if she had a way, that would still take time!
"Zaozao, it's getting late, we have to go now."
Gu Shan stroked Lin Zaozao's hair like one would a child, and slowly made his way towards the wheelchair.
"I'll carry you!"
Lin Zaozao carried Gu Shan horizontally and walked towards the carriage at the roadside. After placing Gu Shan in the carriage, Lin Zaozao pouted and didn't say anything.
What was there to say! Should she say "Have a safe journey" or "I wish you the best"? Saying that kind of thing now would just be self mockery in this situation!
With snot and tears running down her face and disheveled hair, her image was exactly that of the great cultivator, Mei Chaofeng!
"Zaozao, put your shoes on."
Seeing Lin Zaozao's bare feet on the ground, Little Xibei stretched out her hand halfway to pass the shoes over before retracting it back.
"Zaozao, can I touch your face?" Ji Fantian walked in front of Lin Zaozao and pleaded.
"Touch, touch firmly!"
Lin Zaozao grabbed Ji Fantian's hand and placed it on her face, looking up to make it easier for him to touch.
Ji Fantian's hands carefully traced Lin Zaozao's face. When his hands finally left her face, he chuckled softly,
"Zaozao, when you lose weight, you'll definitely become a cute little girl!"
"You're wrong, Ji Fantian. When I lose weight, I'll definitely become a heroic female warrior."
"Alright, female warrior." Ji Fantian chuckled.
"Zaozao, we're leaving now, sing us a song!"
Hearing Murong Hai's voice, Lin Zaozao stared at him speechlessly.
She was crying like a ghost now. If she could still sing properly in this state, then there really would be ghosts!
[Host, what are you crying for? Ji Fantian and the others are destined to be your husbands in this life. As long as you're still alive, even if they arrive at the brink of danger, you will be able to resolve it. So even though it's a bit dangerous for them to leave this time, they will all return safe and sound.]
[Then who is my life-saving revival pill for?]
[Host, Ji Fantian and the others don't need it.]
[According to what you said, they won't be in any mortal danger then? If Ji Fantian and the others don't need it, then the one who will get into trouble is Little Peach Blossom?]
[...]
[F*ck! That's right, System. You said I'd be able to help them? How will I be able to help them?]
[You'll naturally know when the time comes. Hurry up and sing, host. Your crying face is too ugly, making this system feel awful too. Host, you have to know that as long as this system is here, this system will definitely let host have a safe and happy life.]
[Happy my a*s! Dog system, you're simply a scammer!]
[Stupid host piggy, hurry up and sing. As long as you sing, this system guarantees that all your husbandos will return back to your side without exception. If you don't sing, this system has ways to make them all die tragically.]
[Ruthless dog system!]
[Little fatty host piggy, hurry and sing. Remember, you have to sing cheerfully.]
Hearing the system's grumbling voice, Lin Zaozao decisively wiped her tears. Damn, since the system had guaranteed that with it present, Ji Fantian and the rest would be safe, what was she still crying for!
Piss off dog system, why didn't you say so earlier? Otherwise she wouldn't have cried until becoming such a mess!
With snot and tears all over her face and disheveled hair, her entire image was that of the "begging ghost"!
"Zaozao, put your shoes on."
Seeing the shoes Little Xibei passed over, Lin Zaozao put them on and wrapped herself in the cloak, sniffing and loudly saying to her little husbandos,
"My dear husbandos, this great immortal will now start singing for you. All of you better listen carefully and remember it well. Understand?"
"Alright, we're listening!" Murong Hai and the others replied as they walked.
"Cough cough..."
Lin Zaozao cleared her throat.
"Sending you to the doorstep outside,
I have some words to impart
Although it's already among flowers blooming
Don't pick the wildflowers along the road
Remember my feelings, remember my love
Remember that I wait for you everyday
I'm waiting for your return
Don't forget me by any chance
Ji Fantian, Gu Shan, Ye Yi, Murong Hai, Ruo Qiu, do you remember? When you go out, you must safeguard your chastity.
When other women bat their eyelashes at you, you must pretend not to see. Don't pick up any handkerchiefs or sachets.
And remember to keep thinking of me, Lin Zaozao, every moment! Got it?"
"Got it!"
Ji Fantian and the others loudly replied as they walked.
"Also, no matter what difficulties you face, you must persevere. As long as you survive, this great immortal will definitely save you from fire and water!"
"Alright, we'll wait for Zaozao to come save us!" Murong Hai and the others earnestly replied.
Seeing Ji Fantian and the others disappear from her sight without ever turning back, Lin Zaozao weakly squatted down. Over the past few days, she had crazily lost weight. Now squatting down was very easy.
Watching the disappearing backs of Gu Shan and the others, her heart instantly felt empty.
They hadn't even gone far! Yet she was already missing them.
When they were together they annoyed each other; but now that they had truly left, her heart felt uneasy.
Withdrawing the illnesses she had transferred from Ji Fantian and the others, Lin Zaozao sighed, then slowly stood up from the ground.
[Host, because you entered a bridal chamber with one of your husbandos last night, this system rewards you with a Level 5 Detoxification Pill. Please accept, host.]
Seeing the Level 5 Detox Pill given out by the system, Lin Zaozao was instantly stupefied.
When Little Xibei had woken her up early this morning, she had felt that her clothes were fully intact.
Plus her body showed no abnormalities whatsoever, so she assumed that what happened last night was just a wet dream!
But seeing the Level 5 Detox Pill rewarded now by the system, Lin Zaozao was dumbfounded for a time.
[Dog system, did you get it wrong? I didn't have a wet dream last night but actually entered the bridal chamber?]
[That's right.]
[Then who did I enter the bridal chamber with?]
[Host, it was one of the five husbandos that just left.]
[Lin Zaozao] was bewildered. "Which one was it?! Also, why don't I have any memory even though I entered the bridal chamber? Not only that, why doesn't my body have any feeling at all?!
Could it be that one of my five husbands was a 'three second hero'? And that's why I didn't feel anything because it was so quick?"
Thinking of this, [Lin Zaozao] felt her entire body go numb.
With just three seconds, wouldn't her future "bedroom happiness" be ruined? Otherwise how could her body not have any feeling at all!
"[Host], you don't even know who you entered the bridal chamber with, yet you still dare to ask me?"
"Why wouldn't I dare to ask? I have a mouth, why can't I ask you?!"
"You fool, I don't know, go figure it out yourself."
After saying that, the sound of the system immediately disappeared from [Lin Zaozao]'s mind.
Feeling that she could no longer converse with the system, [Lin Zaozao] thought carefully about what happened last night.
The result was that she still couldn't remember anything.
Damn, when the system was talking to her just now, couldn't it have mentioned a bit more?
If it had brought up something, she could have asked her little husbands who she entered the bridal chamber with.
Now they were all gone, she couldn't possibly chase after them to ask right!
Not only had she entered the bridal chamber without seeing the face, her body didn't even have any feeling. Let alone any details.
Thinking about it now, she felt extremely vexed. Why couldn't she have kept a little composure last night!
Now, she couldn't remember anything.
This beautiful bridal night of hers! Just thinking about it felt like a huge loss!
Forget it, since [Ji Fantian] and the others were fine, she would ask them one by one when she met them again - who was the one who entered the bridal chamber with her.
Coming back to her senses, [Lin Zaozao] took a look at [Xiao Liuli], [Lin Wuwu] and [Lin Wanwan], but didn't ask further about their relationship with [Ye Yi].
If they wanted to say, they would naturally tell her.
If they didn't want to say, then forget it.
Everyone had their own secrets, it wasn't absolutely necessary that she knew.
"Let's go! Let's head back! They've all gone far, and can't be seen anymore."
Saying that, [Lin Zaozao] pulled [Lin Wuwu] and [Lin Wanwan]'s hands, preparing to head back. But after just taking a few steps, [Lin Wuwu] and [Lin Wanwan] stopped her at the same time.
"Sister, yesterday [Ji] the godly doctor took our pulses, and said the wolf poison in our bodies was no longer a major issue.
Sister..."
Seeing [Lin Wuwu] and [Lin Wanwan]'s hesitant expressions, [Lin Zaozao]'s heart involuntarily thumped.
After a period of silence, [Lin Zaozao] slowly said, "Lin Wuwu, Lin Wanwan, you two, are leaving as well?"
