She couldn't let her darling eat them either, or else they would turn into fat slobs just like her. She couldn't take those handsome fellows and turn them into greasy old men. She just couldn't do that.
Lin Zaozao quickly turned her head and scanned around. After finding the thinnest, shortest, most suitable target to eat these three invigorating and strengthening pills, she swiftly walked over to Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan's side. With just an "ah" sound, she conveyed her intention.
Although Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan didn't understand what Lin Zaozao meant, the two obediently opened their mouths anyway. In the next moment, they felt something thrown into their mouths.
But before they could even taste it, the things thrown into their mouths disappeared without a trace.
Lin Zaozao also didn't have time to see Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan's reactions. She swiftly walked to Xiao Liuli's side and yelled at him, "Xiao Liuli, open your mouth for granny!"
The clueless Xiao Liuli was frightened by Lin Zaozao's momentum at that moment. He just sat blankly in the chair, frozen and unmoving.
"Damn it, open your mouth!"
Seeing that Xiao Liuli still didn't react, and time was almost up, Lin Zaozao grabbed his mouth and directly stuffed the medicine pellet in.
Just after Lin Zaozao had stuffed the medicine into Xiao Liuli's mouth, the countdown in her mind also ended.
Lin Zaozao had just breathed a sigh of relief when shouts of alarm from Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan swiftly reached her ears.
Lin Zaozao turned her head to look. She saw that before her very eyes, Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan were visibly growing taller and fatter at a rapid speed. Because of their sudden weight gain, their clothes were ripped apart by their expanding bodies.
After glancing at her two brothers who now only had some tattered cloth hanging on them, Lin Zaozao swiftly turned her head away.
They were her brothers, so she couldn't take advantage of them.
Only after hearing her two brothers run into their own rooms did Lin Zaozao finally relax.
When she turned her head back, she saw Xiao Liuli sitting on the chair. Aside from some tattered cloth strips, the rest of him was fair and tender.
His chubby white face was as beautiful as a painted clay figurine doll.
Lin Zaozao's gaze involuntarily moved downward. In the next second, Xiao Liuli's roar reached Lin Zaozao's ears.
"Fatty, you shameless woman! Where are you looking?!"
"Aiya, don't scold me, Xiao Liuli! To tell the truth, I really didn't see your little carrot just now!
Alas! A gentleman uses his mouth not his fists! Xiao Liuli, you're a young master. How could you do something so crude and violent as to hit people!"
As Lin Zaozao dodged Xiao Liuli's attacks, she squinted to look for a shield.
Only when she hid behind Murong Hai did she dare to peek out and lecherously say to Xiao Liuli:
"Xiao Liuli, I know after eating this wizard's miraculous medicine, it made you full of vim and vigor.
But with so many people here, it's not hot enough for you to bare yourself and blow cold air on your privates, right!
After all, I'm a woman too, I'd feel shy as well! Most importantly, that little thing of yours really isn't worth showing off."
Lin Zaozao's meaningful words made Xiao Liuli unconsciously lower his head to take a look.
In the next second, a miserable shriek clearly reached everyone's ears.
Seeing Xiao Liuli covering his crotch as he ran to his room, Lin Zaozao's eyes instantly disappeared into slits from smiling so hard.
"Hahaha...Xiao Liuli, although your current chubby white figure is cute and adorable, the weather now isn't hot enough for you to prance around naked, right!"
"Lin Zaozao, you fat whore!"
Hearing Xiao Liuli's powerful roar, Lin Zaozao casually picked her ear, unconcerned.
Haha, the invigorating and strengthening pills given by the system were just too good. See, just earlier, Xiao Liuli was half-dead, but now, hearing him cursing so strongly!
"Zaozao, this is..."
Meeting Ye Yi's puzzled gaze, Lin Zaozao walked out from behind Murong Hai and said:
"Cough cough...this is the Leg Lengthening Eye Bulging Pill that this wizard just got from the Jade Emperor.
Anyone who takes this medicine can not only detoxify, strengthen the body, and increase height by 10 cm. More importantly, my miraculous medicine can also make people..."
"Make people become fatty slobs like you too, right?"
Hearing Little Xibei's teasing voice, Lin Zaozao waved her hand unconcernedly.
"Little Xibei, what do you mean become a fatty slob like me? You should know, I'm an immortal, becoming prettier by the day.
Look at my belly, hasn't it shrunk by a size? Hasn't my face become much more delicate?
This proves that I, Lin Zaozao, am about to become a universally admired beauty, admired wherever seen, able to sink fish and make geese fall, put the moon to shame and make flowers blush."
"When I become so dazzling and slick, with just a flirtatious glance, I'll have lots of handsome fellows flocking to embrace me."
Seeing that Lin Zaozao's belly indeed shrank and her face was becoming more delicate, everyone was quite curious about her future slender self.
"Zaozao, when you become slim, with so many handsome men pursuing you, can you embrace them all alone?" Little Xibei said with a chuckle.
"What can't be embraced? Handsome men, I'll embrace one today and another tomorrow. I'll embrace them in different ways every day. Just thinking about it now, I feel delighted."
"Fatty, if you dare embrace others, I'll directly poison him to death!"
"Zaozao, don't embrace others. Otherwise, I'll kill him!"
Hearing Xiao Taohua and Gu Shan's threats, the smile on Lin Zaozao's face instantly disappeared.
She went to Gu Shan's side, kissed his head and coaxed him gently.
"Gu Shan, I was just joking earlier. Those handsome men aren't like cabbages growing in the fields, eagerly rushing to embrace me!"
"Zaozao, even just joking is not allowed!"
Seeing Gu Shan's serious gaze, Lin Zaozao immediately raised her hands in surrender.
"Zaozao, how come you only coax Gu Shan and not me!"
Hearing Xiao Taohua's complaint, Lin Zaozao sighed softly and turned to Xiao Taohua's side, hugging his waist.
"Xiao Taohua!"
"What is it?" Xiao Taohua said angrily.
"Little vinegar pot!"
"Fatty, say that again."
"I like you, little vinegar pot."
Lin Zaozao's words instantly delighted Xiao Taohua. He hugged Lin Zaozao's waist, resting his head on her shoulder, and said softly:
"Zaozao, the imperial tutor following you means your future status won't be simple. But Zaozao, I still don't want you to have many people by your side in the future."
"Ah! No no, my heart isn't that big to hold so many people."
"Then swear it!"
"Forget about swearing! What if it comes true?" Zaozao said weakly.
"Will you swear or not!"
Facing Xiao Taohua's indignant gaze, Lin Zaozao nervously swallowed her saliva before raising her hand to swear.
But before she could speak, her hand was grabbed by Little Xibei.
"Zaozao, you can't swear this oath. Your status is destined to mean you can't wholeheartedly like just one person in this life. So you can't make this vow."
Facing Little Xibei's earnest gaze and Xiao Taohua's angry expression, Lin Zaozao retracted her hand and smiled reassuringly at Little Xibei.
"Little Xibei, it's just a little oath! What's so difficult? Don't worry, the oath I make later will certainly satisfy you."
So Lin Zaozao raised her hand and loudly declared:
"I, Lin Zaozao, swear today that if I become fickle in the future, then those I come to like will be sworn brothers if they can't become my husband. If I break this oath, then may my Xiao Taohua gain ten pounds! Or twenty pounds if need be!"
"Lin Zaozao, fatty, what kind of oath is this?!"
Seeing Xiao Taohua's furious appearance, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but want to laugh.
She really couldn't swear this oath! No one could predict the future.
Moreover, so-called oaths are just to comfort oneself anyway.
Xiao Taohua said, "Zaozao, it's easy to make promises, but harder to keep them. What good are oaths anyway! If oaths worked, people could solve all their problems just by making promises.
Besides, people's hearts are hard to fathom. The best I can do is to treat you wholeheartedly from now on. If I really were to change my heart, what good would an oath do!
Rather than believing my oaths, you'd be better off trusting the poison in your own hands. If I ever become fickle-hearted in the future, just slip me the poison, easy as that."
Facing Lin Zaozao's earnest gaze, Xiao Taohua pouted slightly and murmured, "Zaozao, I've fallen for you, so I'm afraid I won't be able to poison you."
"Xiao Taohua, trust me. I may run my mouth a bit, but I'm not really that fickle to fall for anyone I see."
"Then how many people have you fallen for?" Xiao Taohua grumbled resentfully.
Lin Zaozao: "......"
Lin Zaozao looked around, well... not exactly, but definitely...
The number of lovers she has now is indeed a bit on the high side!
"Alright, let's not talk about this anymore, Zaozao. Anyway, the ones you like now are all out of my league.
If you fall for someone more powerful than me in the future, I'll just accept my bad luck. But if you like someone inferior to me, I'll just poison them to death."
"Xiao Taohua, you little jealous jar!"
Lin Zaozao gently hugged the pouting Xiao Taohua, then walked to her own door and knocked, "Lin Wuwu, Lin Wanwan, are you two dressed yet?"
"Yes... yes..."
Hearing this unfamiliar, cold voice, Lin Zaozao's eyebrows shot up. She unceremoniously pushed the door open and saw her two brothers wearing her clothes, looking at her somewhat awkwardly.
Lin Zaozao looked at her two brothers who had suddenly grown 10 cm taller. She looked at their now slightly rounder faces.
To be honest, even if Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan had grown 100 jin fatter, those 100 jin wouldn't make them look very fat.
How to put it? Calling them slightly plump would be more accurate.
Plus they had grown 10 cm taller, making their faces look even more delicate and handsome now.
"Lin Wuwu, Lin Wanwan, you two can talk now?"
"Sister, after taking the medicine, we, we can talk now." Hearing Lin Wanwan's stuttering voice, Lin Zaozao's eyes suddenly lit up.
Her dog system had finally done something worthwhile!
That invigorating pill didn't just make her precious brothers grow taller and fatter, it even restored their ability to speak.
Looking at her two shy brothers standing before her, Lin Zaozao excitedly rushed up to hug them.
When Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan first came to her, they were as thin as two little cats. Though fifteen years old, they were as scrawny as eight or nine year olds.
Plus their injuries, wolf poison, and inability to speak, every time Lin Zaozao saw them, she wished she could give them some of her own flesh.
Now, the two boys had grown as tall as her. After gaining 100 jin, their bodies were like those of normal fifteen-year-old boys.
