“Little Xibei, are you very satisfied with your current outfit?”
“Yeah! Satisfied,” Little Xibei replied.
“Then...Little Xibei, do you still want to take me to the government office?”
“Of course not, that was all a misunderstanding. I was just joking around, it was all Fifth Young Master's fault for taking things into his own hands. If you want to blame someone, blame him.”
Listening to Little Xibei's excuses, Lin Zaozao almost felt sorry for that tool Xiao Liuli.
Thinking that Xiao Liuli called Ye Yi "Third Brother", Lin Zaozao leaned in towards Little Xibei's face and asked mysteriously,
"Little Xibei, can you tell me a bit about what kind of status that Fifth Young Master has?"
"Zaozao, come closer and I'll tell you."
"What?"
Lin Zaozao brought her head close to Little Xibei's. "What's the answer? For Zaozao's safety, you shouldn't know right now."
Little Xibei's words made Lin Zaozao's raised mouth corners droop down instantly. She glanced back at Little Xibei and swiftly walked out the door.
When Lin Zaozao went outside, she realized there were many people gathered around her door.
When Murong Hai and his group saw Lin Zaozao come out, they immediately looked her up and down and, seeing that she was unharmed, lightly let out a breath.
They were worrying too much - it was basically impossible for that little fatty Lin Zaozao to suffer any losses.
"Zaozao, are you okay!" Gu Shan looked at her worriedly.
Facing Gu Shan's concerned gaze, Lin Zaozao indifferently waved her hand and acted coquettishly while hugging his neck. "Gu Shan, my dear big brother~"
"Zaozao..." Gu Shan patted Lin Zaozao's arm, looking at her puzzledly. Seeing her now full of energy, it seemed she hadn't suffered at all!
"Gu Shan, let me tell you something - Little Xibei is..."
Before Lin Zaozao could finish speaking, everyone in the yard focused their attention on Little Xibei, who had just walked out of the room.
They stared dumbfounded at Little Xibei's whole body of shining green clothes and the golden hairpin in his head, making him look extremely tacky and vulgar.
Luckily Little Xibei's appearance could withstand it, so when he wore the shining green clothes, he still looked quite good-looking overall.
Seeing Little Xibei come out, Lin Zaozao quickly went to his side and pulled his sleeve, saying to everyone:
"Everyone, don't you think Little Xibei's clothes look good?"
Facing Lin Zaozao's gaze seeking praise, Murong Hai and the others could only silently nod after exchanging a glance.
Whether it was for Lin Zaozao or the extremely dangerous State Preceptor in front of them, they didn't dare say a word of disagreement.
"Zaozao, why did the State Preceptor change his clothes?" Gu Shan looked at the State Preceptor's outfit with a frown, asking puzzledly.
"What else do husbands and wives do when they go into a room and change clothes? Of course it's because we just consummated our marriage in the bridal chamber!"
Little Xibei put his arm around Lin Zaozao's shoulder, speaking with a roguish air.
Hearing Little Xibei's words, Gu Shan's frown grew tighter. He didn't believe Zaozao would have any indecent behavior with the State Preceptor in such a short time.
Just as Gu Shan was thinking to himself, Lin Zaozao's next words nearly made Little Xibei explode in anger.
"Gu Shan, we did indeed do what husbands and wives are supposed to do. Unfortunately, Little Xibei is a one-second man.
You tell me, when we had taken our clothes off, he stubbornly held out for less than a second before voluntarily admitting defeat.
It really is a pity, Little Xibei's butt is quite perky. I didn't even get to grope it before he couldn't handle it anymore!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's lament, the tense atmosphere instantly became lively. With that little rogue Lin Zaozao's temperament, the matter probably wasn't as simple as they said!
But even if they knew things weren't simple, they still couldn't ask exactly what had happened between them in the room.
It was very obvious neither Lin Zaozao nor the State Preceptor wanted to talk about it. Since it was something they both wanted to conceal, how could others possibly find out!
"Little master, I've finished cooking, do you want to eat something now?" Hearing Dashan's honest voice, Lin Zaozao immediately felt starving.
She had been busy all day and still hadn't managed to eat! And now it was getting late, so she should properly have a meal.
"Dashan, is there still pig's head meat?"
"There is, little master, I saved some for you!"
"Dashan, cut me a plate, I want to eat it now."
"Alright, little master."
Seeing Dashan merrily go into the kitchen, Lin Zaozao remembered to size up the beautiful men standing in front of her house.
There was no need to even mention her husband and little peach blossom's faces - those were absolutely first-class good looks.
But when Lin Zaozao's gaze met the Fifth Young Master's, who was standing next to Ye Yi, a flash of wicked delight instantly appeared in her eyes.
She still had unfinished business with him for daring to poke her eyeballs last time!
Lin Zaozao walked over to Ye Yi's side and pulled his hand to lead him over to the dinner table. When Lin Zaozao saw the Fifth Young Master following along behind Ye Yi as usual, she deliberately turned around and fiercely said:
"Xiao Liuli, ah no, Fifth Young Master! Weren't you still thinking of listening to Little Xibei's words this morning and taking my whole family to the government office?
What, why are you still at my house now?"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's interrogation, Xiao Liuli secretly glanced at Ye Yi. Seeing that he was just smilingly watching that little fatty Lin Zaozao and not helping explain anything, he could only hold his head high and say to Lin Zaozao's fierce look:
"Fatty!"
"Hey now! Fifth Young Master, I'm your older brother's wife, he's my husband. Don't you think you should call your older brother's wife something?"
"Fatty! You're not worthy of my Third Brother!" the Fifth Young Master gritted out.
"Little No, don't be rude," Ye Yi's hoarse voice made the Fifth Young Master, who had been holding his neck high, instantly deflate like a popped balloon.
Even so, when the Fifth Young Master's gaze met Lin Zaozao's, he still somewhat stubbornly hmphed.
Humph! Little brat, this old lady still can't deal with you?
Lin Zaozao rolled her eyes at the Fifth Young Master, then eagerly pulled Ye Yi's arm and deliberately acted spoiled: "Ye Yi darling~"
"Zaozao."
"Ye Yi darling, now in front of everyone, tell them whether or not I, Lin Zaozao, am your wife."
"You are."
"Then do you think I match up to you?"
"You match up."
"Then do you like me?"
"I like you."
Seeing Ye Yi obediently nodding his head, Lin Zaozao was so happy her eyes narrowed to slits.
Right in front of everyone, she directly pulled down Ye Yi's neck and started nibbling all over his face.
The Fifth Young Master standing across from Lin Zaozao, upon seeing that fatty Lin Zaozao kissing his Third Brother's face and hearing the "mwah mwah" sounds, was so angry his face turned green.
"Fatty, you can't kiss my Third Brother!"
"Fifth Young Master, listen to what you're saying! I'm kissing my husband, I'm doing this fair and square, reasonable kissing - what's it got to do with you!
If you can't stand watching then go straight home to drink milk. What are you still doing at my place!
I've never heard that in Canglan Country, wives still have to raise their husband's younger brothers too."
The Fifth Young Master saw Lin Zaozao madly kissing his Third Brother's face, and his pair of bright eyes angrily flashed with fire.
Seeing his Third Brother's indifferent appearance, then looking at Lin Zaozao's current arrogant manner, he couldn't catch his breath and toppled straight backwards.
Lin Zaozao, who was happily clinging to Ye Yi, was stunned upon seeing the Fifth Young Master fall to the ground.
Did this Fifth Young Master have too weak a temper? She hadn't even started normally attacking yet!
He, he actually fell down from anger?
Lin Zaozao immediately let go of Ye Yi's neck and first looked to see if the Fifth Young Master had caught plague.
No!
So he just fainted from her anger?
Feeling a bit apologetic, she glanced at Ye Yi before quickly going in front of the Fifth Young Master.
"Fan Tian, what's going on? Don't tell me this Fifth Young Master got knocked out from anger at me!"
"He was afflicted with an incurable poison. He was already a dying man to begin with. Your words just now were merely the fuse that lit the powder keg. I'm afraid the Fifth Young Master, he can't be saved."
Ji Fantian's words made Lin Zaozao's heart clench violently.
She had only wanted to anger the Fifth Young Master who was about to dig out her eyeballs, to vent her own frustration.
She did not truly wish for his death!
Furthermore, this Fifth Young Master was Ye Yi's younger brother. By all accounts, she could not let the Fifth Young Master in front of her die helplessly by her hand.
