【So what exactly are you planning to do to make money?】
Xiao Jiji fantasized about Yi Qingju becoming a top celebrity in the entertainment industry or a master of metaphysics in the future.
With one hand on the steering wheel, Yi Qingju smiled cat-like, her eyes swirling with waves as she grinned wickedly.
"The Pig Meat Tycoon."
Xiao Jiji: 【.....Is that the name of a new award in the entertainment industry?】
Yi Qingju knitted her brows: "What entertainment industry, it means a tycoon who sells pork, literally."
Xiao Jiji: 【......】
Someone please come and let it reselect a new host to bond with.
Yi Qingju shook her head and took the initiative to explain to it —
In her world, the arrival of African swine fever caused pork prices to skyrocket that year, but pig farms that should have made huge profits were also more than halved, simply unable to make ends meet, unable to make money.
"But I'm different, I know how to prevent African swine fever."
"Think about it, when pork prices in the market soar, while my pork is still sold at the original price and quality."
Xiao Jiji suddenly realized: 【So you made a fortune】
It finally understood why the host wanted to drive to the wilderness.
【Is the host looking for a suitable place to open a pig farm?】
Yi Qingju complimented it, then turned the car around and drove back.
Xiao Jiji: ?
She explained, "It's not that easy to open a pig farm. You need to figure out the nature of the land, then apply for a breeding license, and finally build a plant. I don't have that much time."
Xiao Jiji exclaimed in surprise: 【Ah, so the host is not doing it anymore?】
She shook her head.
If she couldn't build it herself, she would just acquire a ready-made one.
Thinking of this, she felt a little annoyed that she hadn't asked for the brother's contact information earlier.
Glancing at the time, she thought it was too late to think about anything now, so she might as well go pick up the kids from school.
Tiantian Happy Kindergarten —
A group of children in uniforms and yellow hats were chattering noisily around the teacher, each lively like a monkey.
The only one out of place was the boy standing alone with his arms crossed, far away from the crowd.
His soft curls and pair of black grape-like eyes made people want to give him a kiss when looking at him.
"Your schoolbag is so cool, is it Digimon?"
Just as he was thinking about telling his uncle about that woman when he got home, a tender voice suddenly came from next to him.
Qi Xinian, who claimed himself to be a future president with high IQ, turned his head arrogantly and saw the child standing next to him.
His uniform was cleaner than the other kids, with some cute freckles on his face, looking at Qi Xinian very well-behaved, extremely adorable.
"Not bad, you have good taste, I allow you to be my subordinate." Qi Xinian raised his chin slightly.
The boy was stunned for a moment, then smiled happily, "You want to be friends with me! That's great!"
Qi Xinian: Selective hearing loss?
So when Yi Qingju arrived, she saw another child sticking to her dumpling grinning foolishly at her.
She exclaimed in pleasant surprise, "Heaven has eyes! Qi Xinian has actually made a friend?"
Qi Xinian got irritated on the spot, "This is my subordinate!"
The white and clean boy next to him smiled obediently at Yi Qingju, "Are you Qi Xinian’s sister? You are so beautiful, my name is An Zuoran."
Yi Qingju was instantly delighted.
"Xiao Ran!"
A woman walked over limping, and hugged An Zuoran. Qi Xinian took the opportunity to walk over to Yi Qingju's side.
The woman had come in a hurry, her coat was still wrinkled, and there were a few strands of silver wire mixed in her messy hair.
But An Zuoran was cleaned up very neatly, it was evident she loved the child very much.
The woman looked a little anxious, smiled shyly at Yi Qingju, then took An Zuoran away.
The boy reluctantly bid Qi Xinian goodbye as his mother put him on the back seat of her bike, and he was still waving to him.
Throwing his schoolbag to Yi Qingju, Qi Xinian walked out arrogantly like a boss, then looked around.
"Where’s the car?"
Yi Qingju thought she’d take him to get his eyes checked.
"It’s right here."
She pointed at the chivalrously shining Wuling Hongguang minivan in front.
Qi Xinian's eyes widened, "Did Rolls Royce release a new model?"
"Is Rolls Royce all you have in your eyes?"
Qi Xinian pouted, "And Lamborghini too."
Yi Qingju swung his schoolbag and sneered, "Get in or not?"
Under her coercion, the little dumpling struggled for the last time: "Will taking this affect me driving a Maserati in the future?"
Yi Qingju opened the car door and shoved him in, "Don't worry young master, even if you drive a rocket in the future, it won't be affected."
On the way, the little dumpling wanted to play on his phone, so Yi Qingju threw her own phone over.
In the meantime, the SMS alert tone rang, and the little dumpling held up the phone with his butt in the air and stretched it out to her: "A monk is looking for you."
When braking at the red light, Yi Qingju took the chance to crane her neck and take a look.
Yunda Express.
"......"
After throwing the Parenting Encyclopedia she had taken out of the courier station into the car, she made another order on Taobao for a copy of Common Knowledge in Social Life 2022 which she was going to give to Qi Xinian to read before bed.
After carefully asking him what he had learned and who he had met at kindergarten to ensure there were no suspicious transmigrators around him, the two finally arrived at the Qi’s residence.
When she parked the car in the garage, Yi Qingju realized something was wrong.
Why was Qi Ran’s Audi still parked here?
Qi Xinian also recognized it, his eyes immediately lit up, "Uncle is back."
Before running off, he didn't forget to snatch his schoolbag back from Yi Qingju's hands and put it on his back, looking like an obedient good boy.
As soon as they entered the door, before Yi Qingju could put on an act, a girl with a ponytail suddenly rushed out. She hugged Yi Qingju first, then chided in a blaming tone, "Sister, why did you come back so late, girls should know to love themselves."
Yi Qingju glanced sideways at the sky outside that wasn’t even dark yet.
Yi Bingmei, the original owner's younger sister. She had excellent grades since she was young and was smart. She was originally the hope of the whole family.
"Did you go out and randomly spend Mr. Qi’s money again? Sister, didn’t I tell you before? Girls should be self-reliant, that is Mr. Qi’s money, not yours.”
She made sure to raise the volume of her last sentence, afraid that the people inside wouldn't be able to hear it.
Yi Qingju pushed her away and walked inside.
【I obviously know that money is still his for now, that's why we're waiting for his diagnosis, right? 】
Qi Ran silently put down the milk tea Aunt Zhang had just brewed.
Aunt Zhang asked uneasily, "Don't you like the taste?"
Qi Ran's voice was flat, "Carcinogenic."
Aunt Zhang: ?
Even if the coughing incident last time made the master pay more attention to health preservation, wasn’t this reaction too slow?
Glancing at Yi Qingju walking towards him, Qi Ran beckoned the dumpling over, and the child ran over with a bounce.
After asking him how his first day of kindergarten went, Qi Ran's brows slightly furrowed as he looked to the side at Wan Sui.
"Don't kindergarten teachers teach calculus?"
Yi Qingju's footsteps faltered, and she took out her phone to order another book before the word "Master" left her mouth.
How to Guide a Neurotic into Becoming a Normal Person
